Half one of many long-awaited Vanderpump Guidelines reunion aired on Wednesday evening, and the Scandoval didn’t disappoint. The episode was brimming with quotable moments — some mentioned in anger, and others for optimum meme potential.
Now, for those who’re not totally up to the mark on the Scandoval, we lined the fundamentals when the information first broke. Mainly, longtime solid member Tom Sandoval cheated on his life associate and fellow solid member, Ariana Madix, with one other fellow solid member, Raquel Leviss, who was beforehand engaged to, you guessed it, solid member James Kennedy. There may be SO far more to it, however that is the gist.
As a substitute of recapping all the episode, we determined it might be extra enjoyable to gather the most effective quotes, for the reason that Pump solid is so imminently quotable. Listed below are six quotes that assist sum up the dramatic first a part of the three-part reunion.
1. “You are a worm with a mustache.” — James Kennedy to Tom Sandoval
I will probably be interested by this for a very long time. Kennedy drops an all-time insult on Sandoval. Does it make any actual sense? No. However does it ship the purpose? You guess your ass. This is the clip.
2. “I am far more ripped than you.” — Kennedy, once more, to Sandoval
So this quote bought a bit misplaced as a result of it instantly preceded “worm with a mustache,” nevertheless it’s deeply hilarious. Kennedy is speaking about how he would beat up Sandoval in a battle after the so-called mustachioed worm advised him, “Get in my face once more, I’ll fuck you up, motherfucker.” Kennedy didn’t take that effectively.
“I’ll fuck you up so shortly, have a look at me bro,” Kennedy mentioned whereas being held again. “I am far more ripped than you.”
3. “My playing cards!” — Andy Cohen, with deep disappointment.
Within the immediately iconic kerfuffle between Kennedy and Sandoval, Bravo ringmaster Andy Cohen had his playing cards, which, presumably, held his questions and speaking factors, knocked unfastened from his arms and onto the ground. Cohen, ever so sadly, mentioned, “My playing cards,” in what gave the impression of a plea for civility as the 2 bros shouted and peacocked on stage.
4. “Oh no, did you guys not put your timelines collectively to match?” — Lala Kent, with the sarcasm of 1,000 suns
At one level Tom Schwartz, finest good friend of Sandoval, let it slip that he heard concerning the affair in August, which did not appear to line up with the story advised by Sandoval. Kent fired this again instantly. Nicely achieved.
5. “Be a person, mate. Pull your self collectively. Fucking crocodile tears. Pussy.” — Kennedy, persevering with to go scorched Earth on Sandoval.
Pay attention, the insult might have achieved with out the ultimate phrase. However Kennedy did instantly leap on Sandoval when he began attempting to cry. And that is the important thing, Sandoval simply wasn’t a ok actor to drag off tears on the spot. It was so clearly faked and the solid put him in his place instantly.
6. [Blank concerned stare into a monitor.] — Raquel Leviss
Leviss wasn’t capable of actually take part within the first a part of the reunion as a result of she had filed a restraining order towards solid member Scheana Shay for an alleged assault. Producers, brilliantly, parked Leviss in a trailer 100 ft from the stage the place she might watch Sandoval get eaten alive. Time and again they’d minimize to Leviss looking-on, and it was excessive camp and comedy.
There are TWO extra episode of reunion coming our approach and, so long as James Kennedy is concerned, we’re just about assured extra great quotes down the road.
Originally posted 2023-05-25 18:04:29.